I hereby am giving notice to one Tom Jones and the only 2 lines I know of his song ‘It’s not unusual’ to vacate my head. I mean really, it’s been days with no reprieve. I don’t even know why I would get this in my head to begin with – I mean, sure, I’ve heard the stories of Mr Jones’ rambunctious ways, but even I thought he would draw the line at subliminal penetration, apparently not. I honestly feel as if I have a week-night show in Vegas in my head; soon seniors will start complaining about their seats and women will start relieving themselves of their panties.
I am not even sure Tom Jones can be stopped. I mean, really, who is going to stop him? Carly Rae and her ‘call me maybe’ malarkey? Ke$ha and her ‘blah blah blah’-ing antics? I don’t think they have it in them. They are but wee babes in the wood still wet behind the ears compared to the Tom Jones. I need to bring out the big guns, but who? Who is up to the challenge?
Who can defeat Tom Jones?
He is bigger than us all!